Toronto Maple Leafs Jokes and Funny Pictures......Enjoy!
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Ah, the Toronto Maple Leafs, the franchise that shoots itself
in the foot time after time through bad trades, bad draft
choices and bad management decisions. For these reasons and
many others the Leafs have not won a Stanley Cup since 1967
and haven't made the playoffs since the 2003-04
season...what a joke. As Habs fans its our duty to make fun of our rivals, the "Maple Laughs", this is why I've added this page to habsnews.ca, to arm Canadiens fans with the best jokes and images that I could find around the internet. Use these wisely to humiliate co-workers, friends, family and any other fan of the so called "Leafs Nation". |
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Toronto Maple Leafs Jokes
- A few Toronto Maple Leafs players were driving through the forest to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a road sign read "Bear Left" so they went home.
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Q: Why did the Maple Leafs enforcer retire early?
A: He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni! -
Q: Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!
- Why do Toronto Maple Leafs fans drink
from a saucer?
Because the cup's always in Montreal! - Q: What’s the difference between the Air Canada Centre and a red light district?
A: In a red light district, you pay $300 bucks and somebody scores
- What do the Maple Leafs and the Titanic
have in common?
They both look alright until they hit the ice!
- What do the Leafs have that the
Canadiens don't?
Black and white photos of their past Stanley Cups
- Q: What does a Leafs player say when you
blow in his ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
- Q: What do you call a Toronto
Maple Leafs players in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
- Q: Why is it good to have a
Toronto Maple Leafs player as a passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
- Q: If a Toronto Maple Leafs player and a
Ottawa Senators player are tossed off a building, who hits the
ground first?
A: The Ottawa Senators player. The Toronto Maple Leafs player has to stop to ask for directions
- What does a recent high school dropout and the Leafs team have in common? They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.
- Q. Why do ducks fly over Air Canada Centre upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
- What do Rihanna and the Leafs have in common? They’ve both never gone unbeaten.
- What’s the difference between the German language and the Maple Leafs? The German language has lots of W's.
- What’s the difference between a religeous missionary and a Leafs goalie? A missionary is always in position and saves.
- What’s the difference between the Leaf's Air Canada Centre and a red light district? In a red light district, you pay $200 and somebody scores.
- What does a TV sitcom and the Maple Leafs have in common? They’re full of jokes, last about 20 minutes and then go into reruns.
- What does wine and the Toronto Maple Leafs have in common? They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions
- Why are the Maple Leafs owned by teachers? Because they both take summers off and are demoralized the remainder of the year.
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