Boston Bruins Jokes and Funny Pictures......Enjoy!
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Boston Bruins Jokes
- Q: What’s the difference between the TD Garden and a red light district?
A: In a red light district, you pay $300 bucks and somebody scores. - Q: Why are the Boston Bruins like United Postal Service?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver! - Q: Why do Boston Bruins fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces - When Bruins fans die, they bury them 12 feet deep instead of 6. They do this because, deep down, they are good people.
- A Boston Bruin fan wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. "235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the BB fan's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the BB fan went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the BB fan's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The BB fan told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!
- A BB fan went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to BB fans," he replied. She hurried home and put on a Montreal Canadiens Jersey, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to BB fans," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color(red, white, and blue), new Jersey, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to BB fans," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Boston Bruin fan?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
- Q: What do you do if a Boston Bruin fan throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back. - How many Boston Bruin fan jokes are there? One. The rest are true stories.
- Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Boston Bruins fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog - Did you hear that Boston's hockey team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together. - Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Bruins players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.